700 Quotes About Covid-19

It seems the medical profession neglected to inform President Trump not to engage in social media activities or make important decisions while infected with a nasty virus and under the influence of potent prescription drugs.

Always thought being a writer would be one of the most useless things you could be in a zombie apocalypse, but it turns out arts and culture and storytelling is what helps us get through. Along with science, doctors, nurses, delivery people, farm workers and supermarket cashiers.

Let us brace our offended solitary mindset in spite of COVID-19 as the world’s finest hour perpetual uncertainty, let us brace our hearts as the very center of our hearts is an armored supreme excellence to be victorious by an unequivocal perseverance and hope, let us brace unconditional Love, kindness and triumph to be the masters of our own chain of destiny, let us brace unity and oneness to beckon for victorious war against fear and the inherent vice of crisis at its peril.

Toilet paper, disinfecting wipes and bottled water all became COVID-19 gold.

The COVID-19 pandemic has made abstaining from butt wiping fashionable.

Toilet paper, tissues, and flu medications are the COVID-19 stock picks.

Toilet paper has separated the masses into the haves and have nots.

My response to the COVID-19 toilet paper shortage is to consume so much fiber that my poops come out as dense logs.

The French solved the problem of toilet paper shortages a long time ago and called it the ‘Bidet’.