178 Quotes About Cows

  • Author Mel Smith
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    It's a pragmatist's business, comedy. Start off with good intentions and references to the Pompidou Centre and you end up with boiled sweets and a pantomime cow.

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  • Author Mel Smith
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    How do we get a pantomime cow on set. Jeez, the rigours of satire.

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  • Author Shunryu Suzuki
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    A tiger does not ignore or slight any small animal. The way he catches a mouse and catches and devours a cow are the same.

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  • Author Henry David Thoreau
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    We boast of our system of education, but why stop at schoolmasters and schoolhouses? We are all schoolmasters, and our schoolhouse is the universe. To attend chiefly to the desk or schoolhouse while we neglect the scenery in which it is placed is absurd. If we do not look out we shall find our find schoolhouse standing in a cow-yard at last.

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  • Author Mike Todd
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    The antlers are private property, but the cows (elk) and does are public.

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  • Author Quentin Tarantino
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    Leni Riefenstahl was the one person Goebbels had no control over in the filmmaking community of Nazi Germany, and they despised each other. But because she was Hitler's favorite, she could do what she wanted. She was the only filmmaker that did not have to cow down to Joseph Goebbels.

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  • Author Ann Veneman
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    Its been studied to the point where we know that the impact on humans would be from consuming the most infected parts of the cow; that is, the brain and the spinal cord.

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  • Author Jules Verne
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    A cow peacefully grazing fifty yards away received one of the bullets in her back. She had nothing to do with the quarrel all the same.

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