2,124 Quotes About Crazy

A certified, bona fide nutcase, he believed that he was more of a nut than a man. He just needed somebody to break him, but that somebody had to be even nuttier.

- “Are all Russians crazy?”- “Yes,” he said with a smile “It is the only way to be Russian and happy at the same time.

Subconsciously there are many people you hate.”“Consciously, sir, consciously,” Yossarian corrected in an effort to help. “I hate themconsciously.

In the craziness of this world we’re desperately looking for something bigger than us, yet we’re always trying to make things smaller than us. And so maybe ‘us’ is the real problem.

Creativity is all about CRAZY-tivity!

The reason creativity and craziness go together is that if you're just plain crazy without being able to sing or dance or write good poems, no one is going to want to have babies with you. Your genes will fall by the wayside. Who but a brazen crazy person would go one-on-one with blank paper or canvas armed with nothing but ideas?

Fuck me,” I whispered, giving him permission, taking him into my flesh, a soft invitation to madness.

A person willing to fly in the face of reason, authority, and common sense must be a person of considerable self-assurance. Since he occurs only rarely, he must seem eccentric (in at least that respect) to the rest of us. A person eccentric in one respect is often eccentric in others.

Needy people are like newborns, I have come to realize. One intoxicated night and BAM! You are stuck with this problem. You finally take it home and it wants to keep you up all night and cries when it isn’t sucking on various parts of your anatomy. It wants you there for everything – rocking, feeding, burping, changing... It’s ridiculous. If I wanted a kid I would have one. Until then, grow the hell up and stand on your own two feet, you little crazy.