381 Quotes About Dark-humor

You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.

I love you all - if you are not people!

Whenever I read the term 'belief system', somewhere between my eyes and my brain, it becomes 'coping mechanism.

Knowledge is a rope, and you're weaving a noose out of it. Leave some slack for the enemy.

Dark Bakura [to Ryūgi]: If someone with a weak heart like you tried to solve the puzzle, you'd just end up trapped in a labyrinth of darkness.

Seto Kaiba [to Ishizu]: Are you sure you can trust me, Ishizu...? What if I retrieve the three rare cards...but refuse to let them go...?

She set down her empty beer bottle on the coffee table. “If I’m going to stay here for any length of time, I have to be allowed to roam freely.”“She wants to be a free-range human, prince,” Tucker translated.

SPOILER ALERT: We all die in the end.

I need to go marry my wife, so I can beat her to death.