381 Quotes About Dark-humor

My friend died doing what he loved ... Heroin.

Do I look like a shallow Summer girl to you?' She tossed her silver hair, offended. 'I’m a Winter Court royal. I kill silly Summer flowerlets with frost when I yawn.

Alice is fictional. This isn't.

In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day.

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

Nothing can unman you like an un-man.

Some things just scrape my spine!

I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails.

Loop, you shot him in the head... Fuck yeah he dead.