381 Quotes About Dark-humor

What’s life in this nation? Collect emptiness in a household of cornflakes. Transient fuel gobbles attention, the television aches, the truth walks. Scheme worms welcome your corpse, trap clicks and you’re in heaven, bored rigid

I hear they make greeting cards now to thank your therapist... for NOTHING

Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought...once you've hired the car...

I love the movie "Titanic." It's my favorite romantic comedy!

The darkest hours bring the most light.

...I could feel her burrowing into my heart. I didn't know if the burrowing was like a kitten cuddling up to its mother or if it was like a chigger depositing its larvae underneath the skin of my ankles.

Întotdeauna e loc pentru mai rău şi tocmai de aceea nu trebuie să ne pierdem nădejdea.

I learned that it's okay to feel the way I do: that my life has no meaning unless I have a boyfriend. A real man is like the perfect vampire-boy and all the perfect guys in Twue Wuv.

You’re a cynical kid,” said Trebastion.“You make harps out of dead people,” said Oliver.“Yes, but I haven’t allowed it to taint my basic optimism.