381 Quotes About Dark-humor

That's why all the questions in this book come from 100 percent ethically sourced, free-range, organic children.

Uhhh . . . How could he believe that the cause of their investigation was alleged fornication? The insatiable old man already sculls with a single paddle on the funeral longboat but craves power like a youth king.

It’s a small world,” I observed.“When you put it in a cemetery, it is.

What do you call a dog on a leash? A meal on a string.

Let us go into her room and strangle her,” said one of the men. “No, that would not be right,” said a woman. “Let us throw her from the window.” Everyone laughed tiredly.

And that's why De Niro is superior to Pacino. Can you pass the bong?"- Opening line, Blood Will Have Blood

And that's why De Niro is superior to Pacino. Can you pass the bong?

Serial killers don't have dimples, do they?

A civil war is essential for a strategically unimportant country, without resources or history, to establish what sex it ought to be.