381 Quotes About Dark-humor

He tried to confuse a moon-child with the moonlight. Yeah, I thought it was funny too.

Actually, it’s rather curious. We are face-to-face with one of the most complex theological issues. Does a foot, detached from its body…have an afterlife?

Laughing at their own destruction, casual about carnage. Maybe laughing was the only way to survive it all.

Is that blood? Are you literally drinking the blood of your enemies now?' 'Yes.' She passed him the bottle. 'Want some?''Yes.' He took a long swig

He is a policeman. It is his job to bully people.

When God created fools he put the biggest of them into uniform and gave them helmets to prevent any thoughts entering their heads.

Oh my goth!

Gage was crawling in the grass, examining bugs,perhaps even eating a few; Gage was not particular where his protein came from.

If either one of you cross paths with me again? I'll castrate the both of you! It won't be Dick N' Peter's, it'll be Eunuchs N' Pussies.