381 Quotes About Dark-humor

A man’s greatest treasures are his illusions - Durzo Blint

Your Majesty,” Durzo said gravely. “A man of your stature’s cursing vocabulary ought to extend beyond a tedious reiteration of the excreta that fills the void between his ears.” - Durzo Blint

Assassination is an art, milord, and I am the city’s most accomplished artist - Durzo Blint

Love is a madness. Love is Failer - Durzo Blint

Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again.

I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death.

Are you entirely sure of that knot?' asked Morveer. 'There is no place in the plan for a lengthy drop'.'Twenty-eight strides', said Friendly.'What?''The drop'.A brief pause, 'That is not helpful'.

While art thrives on the blazing colours of scandal, literature blossoms on the dark soil of tragedy.

When your past shows up to haunt you, make sure it comes after supper so it doesn't ruin your whole day.