381 Quotes About Dark-humor

Nil Desperandum Dick, across the desert lies the promised land.

Jesus! You got that retard strength!

I suggest you stay the fuck out of this if you got any sense? Although, you don't strike me as the type that's got to many brain cells.

So Wonka done asked me to do a hit on some old fuck'a. Tricky part was, he was in the big-house. Can't recall his name real well, I think it was Joe Pale or somethin? No, no it was Bucket!

Come into my store will ya? Thought I'd just hand over my Wonka bars huh?! Arrogant thieving brat.

Do you know who can take the sunrise, and sprinkle it with dew?

Gonna pick up the boy a present. He needs something to hope for in this world, besides tasteless soup...And a cold floor!

These friends or cretins rather are called Oompa Loompas and they got themselves a madder lust for chocolate than Wonka.

They hurled my body over the wall like a sack of potatoes.