381 Quotes About Dark-humor

The Oompa Loompas were hired to replace us, and throw us over the fuck'n factory wall!-Joe Bucket (Grandpa Joe)

Unlike Wonka, we didn't love chocolate enough to stick it in our ass or use it as some sort of alternate form of lubrication.-Joe Bucket (Grandpa Joe)

Don't you know Joe Peck? A little nonsense. Now an then. Is relished by the wisest men.

You good now?! I mean most people have a bit'a hesitation before blown'n a poor bastard's brains out! -Turkentine

You have'n ah bloody autonomic seizure! Ahahaha! -Turkentine

When a violent murder occurs most people always expect it was a man, most never expect a woman, sometimes if we are not wary, we literally can be a victim of our expectations.

Mirroring his earlier motions, Daisy searches around the room to verify they are alone and whispers with a hint of destruction, “I’m going to crush the male species into oblivion, one sale at a time. Then fill a pool with their tears and swan dive off the fucking high board.

Let me ask you this: If I told you I could give you anything you want in the world, would you be happy?

Look, when you get thrown off a horse, you have to get back up and shoot it, right?