381 Quotes About Dark-humor

He observed Morel with a cameraman’s cold, professional stare, trying to decide why he found the man so French; he decided that it was a certain dark cheerfulness, a mixture of anger and irony, the voice and its drawling Parisian accent, and the line of the mouth which somehow always seemed to call for a Gauloise bleue.

Jarndyce and Jarndyce has passed into a joke. That is the only good that has ever come of it.

I'm gonna go crack open a cold one with the boys." Brennan grinned mischievously."DUDE!" James yelled after him, "You gotta stop referring to autopsies that way!

Dark humor and sarcasm always seem to find their way into my writing, which isn’t surprising, given that I live and breathe dark humor, and sarcasm is one of the languages in which I’m fluent.

He’d interpreted my move as rudeness, but I thought it would’ve been much ruder to stab him.

The need for clean clothing outlived disasters. The end of the world could come, but that would only mean more bloodstains to wash.

This is why I don't like being a hero; it complicates things to the point of ruining the simple pleasure of gunning people down in a shootout.

It might not be the circle of life,” Lamb says. “But it is the food chain. I didn’t see you feeling sorry for that pig we had for lunch. Or that rabbit you had for dessert. Everything eats something else.”I swing my head towards him. “What eats you?”He raises an eyebrow, giving me a taste of my own medicine. “Existential despair.

Burn the witch!” will always be a simpler option than, “Raise a very, very large army, cross the abysmal hells cape, battle an op- posing very, very large army, and try to figure out some way to kill the Dark Lord!” And it’s significantly more efficient to chant, as well.