381 Quotes About Dark-humor

That's wonderful news" Clairmont said. "Can you get this lady some tea when you have a chance? She's threatened to kill for it.""Won't be necessary, dearie," Mary told me with a smile. "We serve tea without bloodshed.

Mr. Bingley observed the desserts his poor servants had been attending to at the time of their demise - a delightful array of tarts, exotic fruits and pies, sadly soiled by blood and brains, and thus unusable.

What do you want to do now?" he asked her."We should probably just kill ourselves," she imagined saying.

Life doesn't end, you just run out of road.

The four hearse-horses, especially, reared and pranced, and showed their highest action, as if they knew a man was dead, and triumphed in it. "The break us, drive us, ride us; ill-treat, abuse, and maim us for their pleasure—But they die; Hurrah, they die!

If you have one friend in the end, it better be yourself.

kick me.what else is left?I NEED RAW EMOTIONand you got two good storiesthat are getting stale.

Time becomes your enemy when you convince yourself it moves faster for you than anyone else.

Is there anything I can do for you... besides die?