381 Quotes About Dark-humor

Fuck. He thought quietly to himself. Death is going to kill me. Ha. Unintentional dark humor was always the best humor.

Until then, we're society's only protection. We keep it up long as we have to.Protection? Who are we protecting them from?

„Nu e mare lucru să scrii. Nu faci decât să stai jos în fața unei mașini de scris și să sângerezi.

Oh hell, yeah! It is rather good to be un-dead. You my dear friend, are welcome to be otherwise instead.

My wife was rather surprised when it was the platter that shattered, not my face.” - Zevryn the Everborn

…Ten minutes later I pulled the van into the loading dock behind the hospital and removed my gurney. It was a bit of a farce to use a full-sized adult gurney for a few babies, but I didn’t think walking through the corridors with my arms filled with them was a particularly good plan either. I had an image of fumbling and dropping them, like a stressed out mom carrying too many grocery bags to avoid the extra trip in from the car.

Why am I tried of the InternetI have no friends hereI write down words in my roomFor a thousand hours and no likesSo, instead of the Internet I will make a little shopIn an art gallery and tell no oneIn my dirty leopard coat it will be 1992 foreverBurned out hamburger sign in the foreseeable distance

Why am I tired of the InternetI have no friends hereI write down words in my roomFor a thousand hours and no likesSo, instead of the Internet I will make a little shopIn an art gallery and tell no oneIn my dirty leopard coat it will be 1992 foreverBurned out hamburger sign in the foreseeable distance

And he knows it's not just a threat-he'll do it. Today, he'll hit a grand slam if he has to.