381 Quotes About Dark-humor

There is sometimes a fine line between a cop and a criminal. What drives their personality may be the same, and they have simply chosen different roles and professions to call their own."Dr. ML Rapier PhD, Clinical Psychologist.

I was sitting by myself the other night doing the usual things one does when spending time alone with yourselves. You know, making mountains out of molehills, hiking up to the top of the mountains, having a Hostess Twinkie and then throwing myself off the mountain. Stuff like that.

I had aimed at Mars and was about to hit Venus; unquestionably the all-time cosmic record for poor shots.

Don't let 'em see they killed you!

How long have you known about Big Bolliger?”“Weeks. We’re going to be short-staffed. That reminds me, let Rojakke go.”“Why? There’s no one like him at the tables.”“Lots of sobs know their way around a deck of cards. Rojakke is a little too quick. He’s skimming.”“He’s a good dealer, and he has a family to provide for. You could give him a warning, take a finger.”“Then he wouldn’t be a good dealer any more, would he?

Russian stories never have happy endings.

And that, my friends, is how a revolution dies.-Haymitch Abernathy

I would straight up fuck a snowman right now, she says. Just to cool down. - Miriam Black

Two death sentences? Really? I mean, you look very well, considering.”Crane grinned at him. “One was in absentia. One wasn’t, and I spent three days in a condemned cell. I can’t recommend the experience.”“And—did you say a smuggler?”“That was what the death sentences were for.