381 Quotes About Dark-humor

Try & try until you cannot succeed.

It would be hilariously tragic if I avoided the rabids, avoided the sun, only to be fried to a crisp on a damn electric fence because I was too impatient.

Darkness is necessary for evolvement.

Daddy is jive talkingand showering the stripperMommy is sleepwalkingwhile changing baby's diaper

I am girl overboard.But you do make drowning fun.

She doesn't seem deranged to me?

Smoking is extremely hazardous to you and those around you" it said on the label. He glanced around. The few termites that might thrive down here could probably handle it.

He knew his parents were liars. He’d known since the day he’d found his brother’s dead body stuffed inside a suitcase.

Lucy stood on her tiptoes and kissed John Hardin on the cheek and pulled him tightly against her. She put his forehead against hers and smiled at him until he blushed. Then, Lucy stepped back, looked at the coffin, and played to the crowd. Who gave my secret away It's just what I always wanted and I can't wait to try it on