1,975 Quotes About Dating

Before you complain that your man is stingy, I want you to ask yourself this question: Does it feel great to give to you?

We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you

After the third date, nobody cares how good you look or how rich you're. It's all about how you make them feel. That's the key.

I don't understand dating.. and the other things that people do.. all I know is that you ought to find the one you recognize. The one who gives you four arms, four legs, four eyes, and has the other half of your heart. There's only one of those, so what are all the other things for? Like dating?

...my twenties, which I'd treated with a cast-down-your-bucket-where-you-are approach, had thus far only brought me a string of men who were all very sad about some quality in themselves that they had no intention of making any effort to change.

The only ‘problems’ that we can truly solve through sex are that of never having had sex with anyone, and that of never having had sex with someone.

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.

For men, sex is free only in theory.