46 Quotes About Dead-people

There is absolutely no worse death curse than the humdrum daily existence of the living dead.

Every time you come in yelling that God damn "Rise and Shine!" "Rise and Shine!" I say to myself, "How lucky dead people are!

All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened.

They all call me "Excuse me," even though my nametag clearly says "Jordan." It's like people don't actually exist while they're working. Workers are just tools who aren't supposed to have feelings or personalities. You don't become human until your shift is over. Until then, we're all just zombies. We're dead to the world: infected people who need to be avoided, unless, of course, someone needs to know where the paintbrushes are located.

It is as if people refused to leave their dead alone, forced them back into the light, made them keep their composure even in death.

I read a report that said 88% of adults trust their doctors - well, 100% of dead people don't!

Every time the long-forgotten people of the past are remembered, they are born again!

The old and the dead are the most rewarding people to idolize, because they know things that we don't.

Remember, you are as dispensable as the most indispensable king of kings, the mighty lord of silly worldly men.