60 Quotes About Dick

I was out of the war because men like this were too scared to talk about dick.

A dick does not make you a man; so stop showing it around.

Men would have been badly in trouble if their hands didn’t fit their dick.

That Damon Matthews,” Linda spat. “You know, take one letter out of his name and it spells ‘ damn’ as in ‘damn, that kid’s a worthless sonovabitch’.

You’ve jerked my heart more than your dick.

I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?

My dick might have been a little sad and lonely, but my heart was doing just fine.

Your mouth says "No," but your eyes say, "Fuck me until your dick breaks off inside me and fuses into some kind of barbie doll crotch.

I spit out to my heart and my mind. when you collect them together, they can not show the resistance of an average dick.