60 Quotes About Dick

This, Calvin realised, as Joey grinned and told him sweetly to “Suck that dick” was what it was like to be God: utter confidence, utter trust, utter ease with yourself, no move you could not make, no tank top you could not wear, no guy who would not worship you, not ever. This was the end state. Bliss.

Diesel better have a big dick, that's all she was saying.

There are two things that turn a boy into a man; the size of his dick and the level of his patience.

You sick fuck. Tear my pants off, prick. See what I got. I'll knock your fucking teeth out with my swinging dick! Last chance... you force yourself into that woman... and I'll force this knife into your dick hole!

If someone asks you to touch his dick over the cloths and he will pay in return, you won’t, but when you are in the public transportation, everywhere you touch is someone’s dick.

Passion, emotion, love and romance they all look better in movies; in reality all you need is a big dick.

Do not feel arrogant that you have a dick and women do not. Women are not scared of fucking; they are only scared of raping.

But even in extreme old age, especially in old age, one shouldn’t forget one’s dick.

The best way to avoid dicks: Don't be one.