211 Quotes About Discworld

That just goes to show that you never know, although what it is we never know I suspect we'll never know.

I'm sure it's all journalism [...] It means it's true enough for now.

A camel in distress isn’t a shy creature. It doesn’t hang around in bars, nursing a solitary drink. It doesn’t phone up old friends and sob at them. It doesn’t mope, or write long soulful poems about Life and how dreadful it is when seen from a bedsitter. It doesn’t know what angst is.

News is unusual things happening— And usual things happening [...] But news is mainly what someone somewhere doesn't want you to put in the paper— Except that sometimes it isn't [...] News, [...] all depends. But you'll know it when you see it.

If you must know, he said 'my goodness me, a walking potato

We're really good at it, Teppic thought. Mere animals couldn't possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid.

His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.

Corporal Nobbs had been disqualified from the human race for shoving

This time it had been magic. And it didn't stop being magic just because you found out how it was done.