211 Quotes About Discworld

And, while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions.

[The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners.

What're quantum mechanics?" "I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose.

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

Words are the litmus paper of the mind.

I imagine that fish have no word for water.

I am death, not taxes. I turn up only once.

Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous.