207 Quotes About Disney

Always trust computer games.

Have courage and be kind

To paraphrase the famous Walt saying, Cast Members are there to work so Guests can play.

Everything's just fucking Disney with you.

Disney’s “Doc Mc Stuffins’” Halloween episode “Boo-Hoo To You” explains to young children that Halloween is merely for enjoyment, fun, and is all just pretend.

We are a generation that is obsessed with nostalgia. Everything from the past is so readily available in ways that it never was before and because of that, western civilization will experience a period of arrested growth. The future holds fifty-year-old men and women running Disney Princess blogs. Bank on it.

Thanks to a lifetime of brainwashing by Disney and Lifetime and Hallmark, she naively believes glimpsing God during an epic fuck somehow translates into some kind of happily ever after with her Prince Charming.

I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day!

If you don't believe in yourself, who will?' ~Maybeck