1,141 Quotes About Doctors

What's the problem? In a nutshell?" "I'm a medical specialist. We don't really do nutshells[.]

Врач - это не профессия, а призвание. Вы спрашиваете, что главное для врача? Знание и диплом - дело наживное. Главное - любовь к человеку.

Surgeons know nothing but do everything. Internists know everything but do nothing. Pathologists know everything and do everything but too late.

It's like the commercial, "Once you pop you can't stop."  Once you pop a pill, you can't stop.  They have you hooked and they know it.  Like a drug dealer, they are so happy they have won another loyal customer.  Not loyal because you want to be, but loyal because your body is now completely dependent on them and their legal prescription "drugs." 

The best time to meditate, when the doctor is tongue tied.

JD/Dr Cox: The second you start blaming yourself for people's deaths, there's no coming back.

He practices exceptions and bends the rules.

There are other doctors out there but there's only one [of your child].

I say, doctors are the profiteers of death and unclaimed cadavers that were once inhabited by homeless and wondering poets!