1,141 Quotes About Doctors

My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately.

Doctors say there's no such thing as chemo brain, but ask any chemo patient.

The real trouble with the doctor image in America is that it has been grayed by the image of the doctor-as-businessman, the doctor-as-bureaucrat, the doctor-as-medical-robot, and the doctor-as-terrified-victim-of-malpractice-suits.

If I were a doctor nobody would be inviting me to talk to reservations. I'd be a different person. Writers can influence more people.

There was something very special about Doctor Who, and I did miss it a lot.

Gentlemen ... Do you not see that so long as society says a woman is incompetent to be a lawyer, minister or doctor, but has ample ability to be a teacher, that every man of you who chooses this profession tacitly acknowledges that he has no more brains than a woman?

The way doctors learn right now is pretty scary. The first 50 times they do a procedure on a live patient, they're learning.

When a doctor makes a mistake, it's best to bury the subject.

Some people are funny, and some people are not funny. Many people who are not funny can make a living at it. You don't have to be great to make a living at it. Just like a doctor who doesn't have to be great can still make a living out of it.