1,141 Quotes About Doctors

So I watched the Pink Panther last night, and so I'm trying desperately to be funny, and then it's just not working out so good... I wonder if maybe I could've been a comedian or something like that, or maybe I could've been a doctor, then I wouldn't have to make anyone laugh.

For many people with HIV, finding the right doctor is the most important decision they'll make.

Most of the patients are poor, and on Medicare, and doctors don't make as much money treating those kinds of patients,

My doctor told me I was going to be marginal at this test and he'd given me some hope that maybe I was going to be OK. But when I went in and did it I realized I wasn't going to be able to pass it so I've been working on accepting reality.

It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator.

The Doctor's Motto: Have patients.

There have been reports that doctors have been going around injecting people.

My parents would have loved it if my brother or I had become a doctor or lawyer.

A tin horn politician with the manner of a rural corn doctor and the mien of a ham actor