1,141 Quotes About Doctors

My girl was mad and I loved her. Upon a night, she read my poetry; and kissing me madly she cried, ‘You are a genius, my love!’ To which I replied, ‘My girl,’ whispering, ‘Every doctor in this land with a prescription pad is more of a genius than I.

She hadn't seen a doctor cry before, they usually don't, that makes itharder.- Anita

Two-thirds of all preachers, doctors and lawyers are hanging on to the coat tails of progress, shouting, whoa! while a good many of the rest are busy strewing banana peels along the line of march.

Doctors may not recommend laughter because it is not something they can sell.Laugh while you can, to avoid a doctor’s prescription.

A doctor, a teacher and a politician have no caste.

Fourteenth-century men seemed to have regarded their doctor in rather the same way as the twentieth-century men are apt to regard their priest, with tolerance for someone who was doing his best and the respect due to a man of learning but also with a nagging and uncomfortable conviction that he was largely irrelevant to the real and urgent problems of their lives.

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."(Poplar Bluff, Missouri, 6 September, 2004)

You want some advice?""Yes""Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

I kept an open mind to the possibility that the doctors were just as corrupt as the corporate controlled medical system.