1,791 Quotes About Dog

The musquetos continue to infest us in such manner that we can scarcely exist. My dog even howls with the torture he experiences.

I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!

Yet another hedge fund manager explained Icelandic banking to me this way: you have a dog, and I have a cat. We agree that each is worth a billion dollars. You sell me the dog for a billion, and I sell you the cat for a billion. Now we are no longer pet owners but Icelandic banks, with a billion dollars in new assets.

I saw the guy in the back eating egg rolls off the hot dog machine,

It's good for conditioning if the dog is out of shape, also recovery from surgery. Now that we've been going swimming, and on the underwater treadmill for 10 or so visits, she has an easier time keeping up.

Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?

Bill Clinton described himself as he's "the big dog." He's out hunting, and he found something. Some woman was emitting some, you know, come-to-me smell or whatever, and he was picking up on the scent.

There's a lot of Kenya that's not like me. I like Birkenstocks, granola, my dog Pops.

A dog is faithful, a woman never.