1,791 Quotes About Dog

Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it

To those people who say, 'My father is alive because of animal experimentation,' I say, 'Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.' Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.

But I've often said that if I had – I have two dogs – if I had two retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet the dogs, which are pretty much the same thing. What? They're sweet. They're loving. They're kind, but they don't mentally advance at all. Dogs are like retarded children.

America is like a dog. I'm sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can't actually explain issues to a dog.

I walk my dogs. I garden a little. I play a bit of tennis. Basically when I have spare time I'm making music.

Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

A foolish dog barks at a flying bird

Sometimes you have to be a good neighbor, and rescuing a dog falls into that category.

I make character judgements based on whether people like animals. Worship Satan, I'll still give you a chance. Hate dogs, we ain't friends.