1,791 Quotes About Dog

Dogs smoke in France.

People are all exactly alike. There's no such thing as a race and barely such a thing as an ethnic group. If we were dogs, we'd be the same breed. George Bush and an Australian Aborigine have fewer differences than a Lhasa apso and a toy fox terrier. A Japanese raised in Riyadh would be an Arab. A Zulu raised in New Rochelle would be an orthodontist. People are all the same, though their circumstances differ terribly.

There's no such thing as a race and barely such a thing as an ethnic group. If we were dogs, we'd be the same breed.... Trouble doesn't come from Slopes, Kikes, Niggers, Spics or White Capitalist Pigs; it comes from the heart.

It is easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. In fact, cats possess so many of the same qualities as people that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.

Cats are to dogs what modern people are to the people we used to have. Cats are slimmer, cleaner, more attractive, disloyal, and lazy. It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite poet. People like poets to possess the same qualities they do.

He's a big dog but when he gets his motor going he makes up a lot of ground. To go from Grade C to Grade AA as fast as he did and not just run but win in Grade AA is pretty impressive.

He's got a big heart. No matter how much they knock him around he doesn't stop coming. A speed dog who can also come from off the pace is very dangerous.

We re-established our identity. That's the identity we wanted to have going in, was to be a physical, tough-nosed team and a junkyard dog mentality.

The fact that dogs are not people means you don't have as much response to the particulars.