1,791 Quotes About Dog

There are writers in Germany who drink the Absolute like water; and there are books in which even the dogs make references to the Infinite.

My parents wouldn't let me have a dog when I was a kid. I tell them they should have let me have one back thenI wouldn't have so many now.

You know walking your dog in the park is a perfectly normal thing to do, but you know I think that they are always trying to, you know, (say) 'What was he doing in that park at 4.30 a.m.?' My doggy had to go!

I like being able to go to a local pub and have great food and particularly love pubs that welcome my dogs.

Be a gold-medal multitasker. You should be able to discuss the new Ludacris video while correcting the merchandising spreadsheets, picking the right shade of snakeskin for next season's mini-purses and catching the dog at the same time!

Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul will be consigned to eternal torment in the never-ending subterranean barbecue if you fail to follow the whacky edicts of one particular set of puckered dogwhistles or another. You may recall from the great movie Strange Days that a "dogwhistle", is a guy whose asshole is so tight that when he farts, only dogs can hear him.

I'm not sure $100 million could elect Katherine Harris. You can spend $100 million marketing dog food, but if the dogs won't eat, it isn't going to sell.

Usually when we train there are two men and a dog there,

The dog pranced delightedly around his feet as if he'd been gone to another planet instead of merely underneath a car.