1,791 Quotes About Dog

Tiger the dog had a showdown with a fast moving flower truck in the middle of the street and lost.

Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy.

Literally it’s the precise moment when dog doo turns white, but in general it refers to the type of person you don’t want to share your hoogencogles with.

Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.

Our marriage is like anybody's marriage, It goes through ups and downs. It's a little garden that you have to tend all the time. When we're home, it's not like we walk around all dolled up going, We are celebrities! We are famous! I change diapers. I clean up dog doo.

I have had a long unabashed love affair with dogs that stretches back to early childhood.