1,020 Quotes About Dogs

I made him walk on a lead and he jumped for joy, the way creatures do, and children do and adults don't do, and spend their lives wondering where the leap went.

Once bitten twice shy? Sure, but... why not get a bigger dog and bite them back?

Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don't have anything to offer to it, it won't even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends.

Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

Chasing a man is not winning. The only thing you win is the loss of your dignity. Confidence is knowing your value, instead of expecting a man’s love to provide you with value.

It is a fool of a shepherd who culls his dogs.

I noticed that he was an Irish setter, rust-colored. He noticed that I was a Welsh sculptor, buff-colored (no, really, what did he notice? how does he think?) I reflected that he was probably a nice dog from a good home (bourgeois dog) but with certain unfortunate habits like jumping on people from high windows (rationalization: he is a member of the television generation and thus -)

I discovered the joys of having a four-legged friend. I liked it, except when he ran off.