1,020 Quotes About Dogs

Plus je vois le homes, plus j’admire les chiens” (The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs).

As wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point.

Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dog.

If you taught me to read and provided for me the same computer system as someone has provided for Stephen Hawking, I, too, would write great books. And yet you don't teach me to read, and you don't give me a computer stick I can push around with my nose to point at the next letter I wish typed. So whose fault is it that I am what I am?

There's a certain type of person who, having read this far, is anxiously wondering: Does something bad happen to the dog?

The face of a golden retriever feels like home.

I have a little dog who likes to nap with me.He climbs on my body and puts his face in my neck.He is sweeter than soap.He is more wonderful than a diamond necklace,which can't even bark...

DOG: A kind of additional or subsidiary Diety designed to catch the overflow or surplus of the world's worship.

I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is slowly scanning the ceiling for flies.