1,020 Quotes About Dogs

Why anyone has children when they could have dogs is beyond me.

Why is dog ownership so widespread and popular? It’s because human betas are trying to get in on the alpha action. They can’t control human beings, so they have to settle for dominating dumb brutes further down the evolutionary scale – but, hey, you’ve got to go where you’ve got to go, right?!

The dog is staring at her again.

To people schooled in the humanistic tradition, the manipulation of human behavior by some sort of conscious technique seems incorrigibly wicked, in spite of the obvious fact that we all go around trying to manipulate one another's behavior all the time, by whatever means come to hand.

Nobody should be allowed to have a baby until they have first been required to train a chicken

Someone once said that buying a dog is like buying a small tragedy. You know on the very first day how it will all turn out. But that's not the point, is it? It's the journey that counts, what you give the dog and what you get in return;

God loves old dogs.

Dogs, I think, might be more important than principles. They provide love and loyalty when you need them the most.

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