1,020 Quotes About Dogs

In a society where people are obsessed with personal space, dogs have come to serve as welcome, neo-human mediators of loneliness and solitude.

It's just much easier with dogs. You don't get laid; but you also don't get the feeling you're hurting their feelings all the time.

Dogs were like the worst drunks - lunging at crotches then pissing over other people's shoes.

What does the kidnapper do with those things?""Those things?""You know, the stinky things with four legs that make a lot of noise."Did she mean the dogs?

The fear of dogs is deep and universal amongst all that are less than Man.

We just don’t deserve dogs, do we?

Cynophilist: paradoxical being that often despises man and adores the dog, apparently, mainly because of the unconditional love that the latter has for the first.

You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you're the greatest thing ever. This tells you something very important about dogs: They are not very bright.

Each evening she held his head in her hands and ran her aching fingers thru the thick ruff of fur around his neck. He burrowed against her, sighing devotion.