1,848 Quotes About Doors

  • Author Willie Aames
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    When somebody comes to your front door, and they're screaming obscenities at you and telling you to come outside, and you've had your life threatened several times, you take it pretty seriously. It's the reason I have a Rottweiler.

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  • Author Woody Allen
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    We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the Washburn family photos to the wall so there wouldn't be any witnesses.

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  • Author A. C. Benson
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    The joy of all mysteries is the certainty which comes from their contemplation, that there are many doors yet for the soul to open on her upward and inward way.

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  • Author Alec Baldwin
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    I never walked out the door and said, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest Baldwin brother of them all?"

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  • Author Alton Brown
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    Basting is evil. Basting does nothing for the meat. Why? Skin. Skin is designed to keep stuff out of the bird, so basting just lets heat out of the oven. That means the turkey will take longer to cook... so don't touch that door!

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  • Author Ambrose Bierce
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    Evolutionary biology is genuinely scientific, but more than that it opens the door to a world more marvellous than any Christian fundamentalist has ever read into the pages of the Bible.

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  • Author Anne Bishop
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    You weren't afraid of me when I was Wolf," he said. "Why are you afraid of Nathan?" "He's got big feet!" "What?" An insulted-sounding arrroooo came from the other side of the door, a reminder that Wolves also had big ears.

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  • Author Art Buchwald
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    The best way to clean up a son's room is to close the door and pretend it's not part of the house.

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