540 Quotes About Driving

The Americans have found the healing of God in a variety of things, the most pleasant of which is probably automobile drives.

You steer down lightless highways, and you invent a destination because movement is key.

Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.

She dreamed of driving off bridges: into a lake beneath some twisting highway of her youth, into the reservoir on the country road to home, into the San Francisco Bay.

I’d prefer silence and random jokes about the passing billboards and scenery, but I know how he likes music. I just hope he doesn’t start singing.

People are like, ‘Oh, you can’t take humans out of the loop, I’m a human and I’m an awesome driver.’ And I’m like, no, man, you’re not an awesome driver. You’re a monkey, and monkeys suck at making decisions.

Everybody in Queens drives too fast, like they’re trying to kill someone.

Okay, little car, you are protesting roads. They are death traps for animals. They are environmentally unsound impervious surfaces that cause runoff. I understand this. But could we protest in the summer?

Uber Driving In Los Angeles Is Random And Very Unpredictable. Expect The Unexpected.