444 Quotes About Drunk

Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?'

I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible.

I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my Mum. I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover.

When people are drunk and mad they do stupid stuff.

Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.

I've always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I'm happy to join their ranks

Gabriel and I were always getting the giggles, but he was really scary when he was in character, ... drunk and screaming and shouting at me. At one point, he held a gun to my head and I could feel my heart racing. Then, afterwards, he'd just be fun Gabriel again, having a laugh.

We tried not to get drunk on the future, but actually to predict it accurately.

Getting drunk is an paradox! When people party they feel like royalty at the village pub, but feel like an outcast while kneeling at the porcelain throne?