444 Quotes About Drunk

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.

I remember only images, snapshots burned into me, bleeding into each other until I no longer knew the order in which they had happen.

Being loud after drinking wine doesn't help. Being silent after drinking wine doesn't help. Nothing really ever gets solved either way.

We are born. We die. Somewhere in between we live. And how we live is up to us. That’s it.

Men don’t get drunk from a really good wine but from a beautiful woman. -Red White Love: The Love of Liverpool FC

This place is Hell’s waiting room.

Thick lashes lifted, a moment of pure clarity in the dark gray as Noah wrapped his arm around her waist. "Meant to ask you to marry me, put the ring in the plant soil, but gardener made me drunk. He's so small. What happened?"

There’s no better way for a woman to punish a man than to make him sleep away from her.

The people inside the gym didn’t stand a dead drunk’s chance.