57 Quotes About Dry-humor

They might've been hypocrites, but I was the biggest one of them all.

Könnten Sie nicht hin und wieder lächeln?" Dass diese Äußerung aus dem Mund eines Menschen, den ein Lächeln so viel Anstrengung zu kosten schien, dass er wahrscheinlich daran krepiert wäre, an Heuchelei nicht zu überbieten war, wurde von den Anwesenden kommentarlos zur Kenntnis genommen.

How will it look to everyone at dinner if the servant who left with Amarinda fails to return?How will it look if that servant's bandages bleed through and he drips blood on Conner's dinning table?

Real scratching is superior to masturbation, in my opinion.

When the Attorney-General ceased, a buzz arose in the court as if a cloud of great blue-flies were swarming about the prisoner, in anticipation of what he was soon to become.

We keep electing council members for appearance sake, it doesn’t mean anything, and it is just a show for the people, so that they may sleep well at night with their delusion of peace.

What do you think it means?" she says in a low, conspiratorial voice."What do YOU think it means?" I say. It's an old psychologist move, that one.

I'm going to start a religion in the name of my pal up there, Mr. NOT. I am going to call it nuttism. All nuts are welcome. And by that I mean you all, following every other nutty ism.

If people doubt you, then you made progress from "who cares?