57 Quotes About Dry-humor

Help, help, I’m being kidnapped,” Navi murmured in a dry tone. She reached up to flick her fingers against his abs. His brows wrinkled at the feeble attempt. “Oh well,” she continued, unable to hide the hint of a grin on her lips. “Didn’t work. I suppose I’ll resign myself to my horrible fate.

Even a man with boots on should avoid the wet.

No, your grace. I'm going to be a disaster. I have to be. Elegance, comportment, accomplishment, elocution...all of it. I don't possess any of the qualities a duchess needs."The older woman waved a hand. "Forget all that. There is exactly one quality, and one quality only, that makes a woman a duchess.""What's that?""She marries a duke.

It is his vegetable ambition never to stir.

Okay, I talked to my lieutenant and he said don’t touch the body. He’s trying to find our homicide guy.”“I didn’t know we had a homicide guy,” Bruce said. “I can’t remember the last murder on Camino Island.”Nat said, “It’s Hoppy Durden. He also does bank robberies.”“I can’t remember the last bank robbery.”“He’s not very busy.

Car accidents killed or injured more teens than any other cause, including curses and slippery bathroom floors.

It began to darken. Not the darkness that was already within the yateveo but an enveloping darkness, even blacker than the night but without depth or time. this was it. And as far as reporting what death was like, I can use only one word: colorless. But oddly, that wasn't quite it. After what could have been anything between a couple of seconds and a century, I saw a dim sliver of light open up in front of me, and I believed, for a moment, that I was about to be reborn.

Begone from this body!' bellowed Scharley. 'You catamite fucked in the arse!

And you know each other, you say?''As sure as eggs is eggs,' the goliard confirmed cheerfully. 'After all, I know his name, and he mine. He knows I'm called Tybald Raabe. Go on, m'lord Reinmar, what's my name?''Tybald Raabe''See?