248 Quotes About Dumb

"War is not nice."

"The new dumb, is now wisdom."

"Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!"

"A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains."

"The governor of Texas, who, when asked if the Bible should also be taught in Spanish, replied that ‘if English was good enough for Jesus, then it’s good enough for me’."

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

"They misunderestimated me."

"If this were a dictatorship it would be a heck of a lot easier... as long as I'm the dictator. Hehehe."

"What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?"