181 Quotes About Elephants

I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

I worked next to an elephant. And considering that she could step on your toes, it's a good idea to keep a certain distance. It's also a good idea to befriend the trainer.

Now the freaks are on television, the freaks are in the movies. And it's no longer the sideshow, it's the whole show. The colorful circus and the clowns and the elephants, for all intents and purposes, are gone, and we're dealing only with the freaks.

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

When the elephant decides to walk through the village, all the dogs come out and bark.

You may control a mad elephant; You may shut the mouth of the bear and the tiger; Ride the lion and play with the cobra; By alchemy you may learn your livelihood; You may wander through the universe incognito; Make vassals of the gods; be ever youthful; You may walk in water and live in fire; But control of the mind is better and more difficult.

When I was four I read the story of horton hears a who and I cried. I wanted to eat that elephant.

I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.

While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.