181 Quotes About Elephants

Absurdity is the best cure for adversity.

I'm a floating TURNIP HEAD

People steal elephants. It happens all the time.

Gentlemen," returned Mr. Micawber, "do with me as you will! I am a straw upon the surface of the deep, and am tossed in all directions by the elephants- I beg your pardon; I should have said the elements.

Servants ran to wake the young king, Tamar, already awake and watching from his balcony. Curious, naturally. Not altogether pleased. No more than anyone would be, jolted out of a sound sleep by unexpected elephants.

I'm like an elephant, ok? If I walk into a room, it's like, OK, he's in there.

I feel as if I go to Africa, I may never come back. I'm just going to live with the animals and adopt an elephant, and it's going to be my friend.

Publishers are in business to make money, and if your books do well they don't care if you are male, female, or an elephant.

I feel like a carton of eggs holding up an elephant.