80 Quotes About Email

I'm getting a daily email from Microsoft which I have been ignoring that states a hacker is trying to access my account. As far as the Microsoft account goes, the hacker can have it...along with all of the nasty Windows 10 upgrade problems!

I kind of thought actually that Trevor was gone completely mental when he called up here a few weeks ago. Like, why would he not text or email or Facebook? What's with all the reality, I thought. Does he not know he's a million times cooler in virtual form?

Email is the way of the past, present and future.

Think about it: send SLASH receive. Email is the frenzied killer of proper communication.

Contradictions, in any communication, are the first stepping stones of mistrust

Wanted to give you a heads up: I heard that Flat Finn sustained an injury the other day. Nothing major, though. Something to do with Matt, a steaming iron, and maniacal shouts of, “There are no wrinkles allowed in this house! You may be flat, but you’re not smooth enough yet for this family!”

Amen' is like the Send button on an email.

It's quicker, easier, and involves less licking

Cellaholics are those who interrupt quality time when they are with you, but rather text, call, and email others who are somewhere else.