193 Quotes About Employee

Once employed, the employed's friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new to show off.

People go to school to get jobs when they should be learning to become job creators.

When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.

Oh, this time I was doing the gossiping. You should really dismiss me for disloyalty, not to mention the disrespect I'm showing right now by talking to you like this.

What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.

Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.

A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.

Somebody is born. Somebody goes to school. Somebody learns to conform. Somebody types a CV. Somebody gets a job. Somebody follows orders. Somebody gets a golden watch. And then, eventually, Somebody dies. And, a Nobody is buried.

Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.