1,304 Quotes About Employment

Professional loyalty now flows "horizontally" to and from your network rather than "vertically" to your boss, as Dan Pink has noted.

Not every single broke and unemployed person needs a job; some need customers.

an organization’s capability agenda is increasingly less about your status in the company, the colour of your identity card, words in your contract or the job title you carry, and more about the value you create

The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.

Some animals would be offended if they were treated like some people.

To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.

Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.

When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him; they’re concerned about their daughter’s tummy.

To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.