198 Quotes About Ems

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

I bought all those [fitness] videos -- Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda. I love to sit and eat cookies and watch 'em.

Oh, yes," nodded Pollyanna, emphatically. He [her father] said he felt better right away, that first day he thought to count 'em. He said if God took the trouble to tell us eight hundred times [in the Bible] to be glad and rejoice, He must want us to do it - SOME.

In public, I like real conservative clothes, something that's not too flashy. But onstage, I like 'em as flashy as you can get 'em.

I like Brando's acting ... and James Dean ... and Richard Widmark. Quite a few of 'em I like.

Women is fine once you got em pinned down, boss, but when they ain't pinned down they're hell.

I knew that I was going to do Westerns. I like 'em.

I can tweet before going to bed at midnight or 1 and know that they're up and at 'em, and they're going to have to respond.

Albert grunted. "Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?" Mort thought for a moment. "No," he said eventually, "what?" There was silence. Then Albert straightened up and said, "Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve 'em right.