984 Quotes About Erotica

Holy crap. Is that an elephant penis?

Barbara had really missed her calling. She should have been a gynecologist. Nothing pleased her more than having her face between another woman’s legs.

Today, it's possible to read both erotica and books written for children without fear of social castigation.

If it’s that jerk, he’s going to see my gun. ‘My body is a weapon.’ Dumb sh*t. I bet my gun can take out his body really damn quick.

You know what would really help? If men started looking at it like a bank. The more you deposit the more you can withdraw later. Make a woman come as a rule, she’s going to be more receptive to regular sex and much more open-minded about what’s on the table as far as experimenting. Common sense.

I actually told him to f**k himself. And that if he needed an ass to paddle, he should look in the mirror.

I can give you a girl’s perspective,” Eve offered with a smile. “I’m totally not into the girl-on-girl thing, but I know an attractive pussy when I see one.

Oh God, can I keep you? You don’t need batteries, do you?

He had the face of an angel, but he f**ked like a devil.